Things aren’t moving very quickly. I have been denied some sort of potentially useful arcane priviledge, and my commander caught me sticking feathers into my skin and tasered me all the way into Solitary again like he always does.
I hate him so much. I can’t wait until the day I finally can kill him without having the entire corrupt government all over my ass. But I digress.
Commander Radon let me keep my sketchbook in the cell, so I could doodle. But they put me in the straitjacket again so I had to hold the pencil with my feet and it came out all wobbly.
Long story short, I’m going to build a chainsaw launcher. A gun that shoots chainsaws instead of bullets or grenades. It was kind of inspired by getting to play Gears of War 2.
So I have the blueprints drawn out and I just need to start getting the material for it, and that’s where I am right now. I don’t need your stupid ’secrets of the universe’ anyway. I have the Devil on my back.
-Lt. Nukem signing off.
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