I recently took some time off for something called ‘Thanksgiving’ or whatever. I don’t know. Apparently it’s a day where you eat turkey made from the flesh of Jesus and give thanks that he died to feed your fat turkey-eating ass or some shit. I didn’t have any food though so I had my Thanksgiving feast with a box full of needles. It took a few days for me to recover though, so here I am.
Anyway, I’m mostly posting this to let you all know that tomorrow is the first day of a horrible month. A horrible, terrible, disgusting month. I’ll try to stay coherent enough to update as often as I can, but I can’t promise anything as the date number increases. The higher it gets, the worse I feel. I’ve always felt that way.
Maybe writing these little journal things will help, as usually I don’t record my feelings and by New Years I don’t even remember until all my minions fill me in on the weird details. So hearing it from an objective point of view doesn’t really give me any insight on why December affects me this way.
Also I’m writing this because I’m kind of hoping if Blank happens to read them it might be able to help me figure out the mystery a little. Or perhaps add to it. Either way, it would be interesting.
-Lt. Nukem, signing off
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Any examination will offer you insight if you dare to look. I will be here and offer my opinion, if it strikes me as relevant, but the final analysis is always yours.