At least, I think it’s nine.
I’ve started to slowly gather my wits again, and resumed whatever business I had previously been plotting. Satan and I had some nice long discussions about purpose, but I can’t really recall anything important from them. His shadow at the foot of my bed was very comforting however.
I did find a notebook in which I had scribbled down a plan that is, quite frankly, ingenious. My lawyer shall definitely be helping me with this one, and I’m certain it will produce visible results. Perhaps not quickly, but quickly enough.
I would love to tell you all the nature of this plan, but unfortunately that would somewhat ruin the effectiveness of it. I’ll just say that it will gradually infect the masses and it will be unstoppable. This is the part where I cackle madly, but you can’t see me so I just have to describe it to you. Trust me, it is quite an epic laugh.
As for the chainsaw gun I’ve been working on, so far my prototype is reckless, impractical, and extremely difficult to control.
Perfect.
-Lt. Nukem, signing off.
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I turned a rock drill into a gun, once. It would get the drill spinning, then launch it at the nearest bystander. The recoil left me with a bruised ass, though.
What’s up with that post you left at Mr. Welldrone’s (not a typo!)? It’s so.. so.. dismal and sober. You alright? Anything I can do for you? Need a blanket and some of those pretzel crisps?
*salute*
Good luck! Ready and willing to assist you with your plan when the time comes!
That’s impressive.
And no good experiment is complete without an injury, am I rite?
I don’t know, I suppose his constant condescending attitude over me sometimes grates my nerves a bit.
A blanket would be lovely. <3
Eeeee! A compliment! Thank you. :3 Yes, every experiment needs proof of concept in the form of bruises and broken bones!
I think Welldrone’s whole point is to be condescending to everyone. He portrays the character of a learned and experienced master… or something. Doesn’t mean he IS one. The point is that he’s saying he’s seen and gotten used to a bunch of wacky stuff and we’re all just little dust-brained fools for not understanding anything that he doesn’t understand. Oh, and he understands EVERYTHING, you know?
*wraps you in a blanket and salutes!*
Eeeeee! You just made my heart throb.
-THIS-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew1Nr5rHQn0&fmt=18
…was playing as I read your most recent response to Welldrone. You’ve really got him cornered now! He can try to come back with his “humans blah blah the end” stuff, but it would only make him look silly in light of what you’ve said now.
Seems like even the two I share this username with are taunting him a bit, now. Maybe you’ll raise up an army by simply being a badass who refuses to be ignored! Yeah!
I’m convinced, now, that you are capable of beating all three Ninja Gaiden NES games. At once. Blindfolded. One handed.
*salute!* Keep those fangs bared, sir!
Holy crap you play Phoenix Wright. You shall definitely be spared in my nuclear apocalypse. <3
i’m glad that not everyone takes mr. welldone seriously.
and also your blog is interesting. just thought i’d pop in and post.
*wearing a Maya Fey costume*
Kwiksilverr! Don’t be so quick to leave. You must join Master Nukey’s cause, too! *dramatic point!* >:3
I am a bit concerned over Welldrone now. It seems the ones I share this account with are experiencing some unusual things thanks to him.
Ah, well, maybe that’s just what’s best for them. At least they seem happy, now… >.>