So here I am for another update, seeing as I appear to have a few readers again.
On that note, as a brief introduction I’d like to thank you guys for supporting me. Not many people do, so it’s a nice change. Not to mention ya’ll are awesome.
But anyway, on a philosophical note, I was visiting my crazy German friend the other day, and when I walked into his room he was hooked up to a heart monitor, and when I asked him why, he said it was because he had nothing else to power it with. “Without these fine instruments, you could not see a person’s life – only feel it when you touch their jugular,” he told me. And then I had to jump his bones because it made me kind of horny to listen to that sort of talk. I thought I’d share that with you because it also made me feel a little surreal.
I’ve felt that way a lot lately. I do believe I’m spiraling down into a strangely comforting abyss.
My dark lord made me another toy to play with. He used my crow, Winter, whom I killed many years ago and have to keep underneath my bed so that I can remind him he’s dead when he lands on my bedpost at night and screams at me.
Now that he’s a human like thing, he hasn’t been screaming though. We’ve been talking a lot. I’m pleased about that.
The other update I have is that apparently the society of heroes is starting to pay attention to me and consider me a threatening villain. I didn’t even know there WAS a society of heroes until recently.
Things seem like they’re about to get terribly interesting.
Lt. Nukem, signing off.
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The society of heroes is a cesspit of hatred and lies! Bloody hypocrites, every last one of ‘em!
Sometimes, I feel my heart beating through every inch of my body. It’s usually unpleasant, so I think that means that being aware of life in general is unpleasant according to what your friend said. Maybe it’s best if we just don’t know we’re alive at all!
Well, you certainly have my eternal support, dedication, loyalty, and supply of smelly socks! *salutes with a foot instead of a hand*
I am Naomi, by the way. You may use the address listed with this post for private communications if you wish. :3
Say hello to Winter for me!
Hmmm, I got excited and forgot to say a few thingies…
I like comfy abysses, too! They are so dark and cozy and even a little erotic at times. >:3
Do you worship Satan as in, like, Bible Satan? If so, why not call him Lucifer? It’s such a pretty name. Maybe he dislikes the possibility of being called “Lucy” for short? I ask because I know the name Satan can mean many things to many people. Even Satanism seems to have more denominations than Christianity these days. Like, maybe you’re a demon summoning Aleister Crowley type Satanist? Or a laid back, hedonistic Anton LaVey type? I guess what I am asking is, who is Satan to you? What does he mean and represent? What’s he look like? Is he cute? Is he a she, or a hermaphrodite? If so, is s/he into kinky stuff like everyone else?
Speaking of kinky stuff, do you have any wacky fetishes? Oh, and are you bi or just gay? Hope you don’t mind me asking… as I’m sure you’ve noticed in this post, I can be a bit kinky and weird. I don’t want to overstep any boundaries and make you uncomfortable! After all, it’s natural to have a crush on such a cunning leader, ya know?
Oh, and, do you watch Lost? I totally can’t wait for tonight’s episode!
Gonna go play some Street Fighter, now. Probably Champion Edition.
*foot salutes*
Oops. That smiley wasn’t supposed to be an angry face. Supposed to be curious/inquisitive looking! Like this: x:
Hm. Well, honestly I don’t know if he’s bible Satan or not, I never read the bible and he doesn’t exactly tell me these kinds of things. Aleister Crowley was a cool dude but I sure can’t summon demons. Satan is like a voice in the darkness to me. He’s my curse and my gift. That’s all I really know. He looks like whatever he wants to look like, but yeah he’s pretty good looking. I assume he’s a he but he could be both genders for all I know, and yes he’s very kinky.
I have a lot of wacky fetishes. Mostly bondage and cutting. I guess I can be bi, and I used to date the ladies too, but lately I really only fuck men. Trust me things like this don’t make me uncomfortable.
And my, you flatter me. <3
I don’t watch much TV to be honest.
Aaaah, delicious informations! *prints out your response and eats it*
Omnyomnyom. >:3