So I have returned, and the mission was a complete and total success. The weather was fine, we didn’t get lost, everything went without a hitch really. I’m quite pleased.
I won’t bother to explain much about the purpose, as that is classified information. I guess really I don’t have much to say other than that.
Well. I am going back to working on my chainsaw gun. Might put two chainsaw-launching barrels instead of just one. Double the violence, double the fun?
Mr. Sleep, you’re a strange little man. I do welcome you to stick around, but if you’re going to comment, I’d appreciate it if you actually made some sort of discernable point, because I’m really kind of sick of all the lofty cryptic riddles people seem to speak in on that side of the abyss.
Seeker, keep keepin’ it real, dawg.
Peace out.
-Lt. Nukem, signing off
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What is really real and how can one truly keep it?
Paaaah, just kiddin’! X3
“My left boob won’t stop itching” is about as cryptic as my life gets.
Seriously, it won’t! >:(
I have a new invention! It’s a ninja star made of four tiny chainsaws!
They’re so cuuuute. You turn them on and they go “vweeeeeeeeee” and then you throw them at someone’s eyeball and they go “shplooorrrrkkk”. :3~
Hooray for another successful mission! *foot salute*
My intentions were to announce my presence and enquire as to the nature of this node. This objective has been met.
Any further communications made are likely to be of a more straightforwardly interpretable manner.
My older sister (the one currently using the Seeker name) insisted I pay you a visit. My younger sister (known as U. N. Owen on a few other journals) said it wasn’t worth the time.
Well, you are quite the quirky little one, Nukey. I can certainly see why you and sis get along so well.
I’m not quite ready to join any army, but I think I’ll be keeping up with your posts. They are very entertaining. Do be careful with my sister. Not that she’s fragile or anything like that. You should approach her with the same caution you should have when handling TNT!
Hey! Guess who decided to make a BLAWG?
*foot salute* >:3
I am so offended right now.
What’s been happening with Seeker is fun though.
WHAT A TWIST!
Haha, really Boar? And here I thought you hated me.
Not much of a twist if you’d been paying attention, though! Unless that was sarcasm. Can never tell over the internet. What’s got you all offended?
I am offended that he mentions all of his readers but me, it’s like excluding one person at the cult suicide toast.
Terrible!
And I don’t hate you, silly.
I don’t silly you, hate.
You hate silly, and I don’t.
I like you too, Boar. I just didn’t know you were still around.
You.
My brother suggested that you might be interested in my descent into the Chaos.
If you wish, click my name and follow along.
If you comment, it will be in a respectful manner.
No, certainly not for me.
I ask that you respect the Chaos or, as Mr. Welldone prefers to call it, the Dark.
Correction: “the Chaos” was yet more foolishness lingering inside me. It is an improper term and should be disregarded.
Replace it with either “the Dark” or “the Unknown”.
Semantics aren’t really important to me mister Owen. Particularly considering how much I hate English.
U. N. Owen is my sister and probably wouldn’t want to be called a mister!
I AM THE QUEEN OF THE RHYME
She’s… umm, well, did you see that blog she did? Well, she calls it a journal, and I guess that term kind of fits with the way she’s doing it. I really, really don’t know how the hell she knows Latin. She sat there just staring at the screen for, like, a minute, then just typed that out. I asked her why and how she wrote something in Latin, and she said “it just came to me” or something similarly freaky.
I think she was possessed by great Ceaser’s ghost!
Hah, wow, that was a pun in a lifetime opportunity! I think I finally topped my sister’s “good comte, bad comte” pun she let me use in my little Seeker roleplay. Well, anyway, she’s asleep I think. Or maybe in the deepest, longest trance ever. I hope she’s just sleeping sitting up, though. That happens, right? What say you, Lord Nukey, friend of Satan? Is my sister possessed?
O_O
OH MY GOD WHAT IF SHE IS POSSESSED BY MISTER WELLDONE~
He hasn’t been around in a while, you know. @_@
What’s he going to do?
Really?
“Boogady boogady boo! I can act slightly dramatic !”
For the love of god, he’s not even been lying properly as of late.
Huh? How has he not lied properly? I, umm… didn’t even notice he was lying about something…. I’m not neeaaaarly as ANALytical as my little sister when it comes to him.
I hope Boar is still around to reply to this… I wanted her to email me, too!
(I would like to note, Ema is the first to guess my gender correctly!)
Oh yes, the beetles.
I so dearly wanted to do the beetle, I was excited about the beetles, I was ready for the beetles, it would have given tired old Welldone such a kick. You shot the beetles down with a force previously unheard of.
Welldone is obviously a fraud, at first masquerading as emotionless, but then having these gigantic weeping fests when his internet buddies let him down.
He wants the dark so badly, but in truth, if he really wanted it, he could just tear out his eyes. The internet is not a place to find your soul, it’s a silly plaything.
I have trouble Emailing.
Ah, ah. I see. I apologize for ruining your opportunity to plaayyy… But I think I see a compliment in there, so thanks! I still think you could pull it off. If I got away with what I did, you could probably do your idea just fine.
I dunno, Welldone has always seemed to have a bitter streak. All that whatnot about watching our parents fuck and gnashing his teeth. If he’s just an actor, I think he’s doing a good job of playing a lonely enlightened man who, in waiting for the rest of humanity to catch up to him, has grown increasingly bitter with the stagnant masses, to the point of madness almost. I like how, instead of being some mad scientist type, he’s this intellectual mystic kinda guy. Acting or not, he’s kinda awesome. Like a real-life Wesker. In fact, I always hear his lines being spoken in the Wesker voice.
As for the internet, it is Tesla’s nightmare. As for email, that’s quite alright, then. As for my guessing your gender, I didn’t; I’m very resourceful. It took me just a bit of curiosity and a few minutes of searching around to find your YouTube account. :3
As for hunting down info about Welldone’s identity… he’s covered his tracks frighteningly well!
Boooaaaaaar! Also meant to point out: I think I’m the only one who got the whole gist of your “French people” joke on one of Welldone’s older posts, since I have found that you are, apparently, a sexy Frenchie girl. :3
Well, the “sexy” part is only true if that’s really you in that picture. Otherwise, I dunno…
Which picture?
I don’t remember any picture.
Oh wait, full email tracking with the gravatar and blogging.
So I suppose you might know my real name, then?
I never did find your email, but I never really tried, either… hence my asking you to email me.
I’m assuming “full email tracking with the gravatar and blogging” has something to do with being registered here? I never bothered to check for a people-finder thingie, I thought you had to have a blog to communicate via this site…
Anyway, I don’t know your real name. Mourir de Symphonique is a lovely artist name, though, and your music just so happens to be lovely, as well! Reminds me a bit of some of Akira Yamaoka’s more melodic works. Are those 3 songs on your myspace really all you’ve got? I’ve started putting an emphasis on unique and non-mainstream music in my blog here, I’d love to feature you sometime. Not that anybody reads my blog!
Oh, would you mind telling me about this “tracking” stuff? I’m kinda embarrassed that I’ve apparently glossed right over it…
Oh I thought using the avatar, you could track the person’s email down…
On a second glance, you cannot.
Mourir de Symphonique is my best friend.
She plays and writes it all herself, and puts the tracks together with the computer.
She also drew the cover, and the picture is her, she is obscenely talented.
She has many more songs, but has a hard time getting it all recorded.
Ooooh, I see. A creative pair! Quite interesting. I’d love to see more from both of ya. Maybe you should go ahead and throw up a blog around here. Or do something with Unaco!
I have thought about a blog, but I don’t have as much spare time as I’d like to.