Five Things I Know About LADIES

This post is about the things I knows about ladies! Here we go.

 

1: They have pointy shoes

 

2: They have punching bags attached to their chest

 

3: They’re delusional

 

4: They have a  horrible monster where their penis should be

 

5 Babies come out of them!

NOW YOU KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM.


WHORING-MYSELF-OUT-TO-MY-THREE-READERS TIME!

COMIC ABOUT NUKEY AWESOMENESS

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Radon

This is my boss, Commander Radon. He is made purely of things I don’t like.

This is a typical week around this entity of repulsive company masquerading as a man:

And people wonder why I’m always randomly beating my head against various surfaces.  I’ve decided that until I can hit my skull against something with such velocity that my brain either spontaneously combusts, or flies out of my face through my eye sockets, I will continue to endure these constant tantrums of blue cyclops rage

 

Also, I can’t really use all of these large words. I’d be required to break a fourth wall in order to tell you where I got them from, but I figured it would be funnier than me randomly beating my head against the keyboard like I always do.

IF YOU DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK YOUR BRAIN WILL FLY OUT OF YOUR FACE FROM YOUR EYE SOCKETS

NUKEY COMIC

INTRODUCTION.

Hi! I’m Nukey and I am amazingly amazing.

Here is a list of things I like:

Things I don’t like!

Also I am a genius. OBSERVE MY MATHS!
2+2=x.

SO, now you know all about your future ruler of the world. Did I mention I was the future ruler of the world?

Also I like Satan. He is my best friend.

CLICK THIS FUCKING LINK RIGHT HERE DO IT DO IT NOW

 

COMIC ABOUT NUKEY:

WAROFTHEDOGS.COM

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