My Christmas Vacation

At least, I think it counts as a vacation when you skip work for three weeks or so. To document that I am totally not lying about completely valid reasons for going AWOL around Christmas, I will make this blog entry.

First, I got sad.

 

Then, I got wasted.

 

Some other stuff… happened?

 

I stabbed a reindeer (Haha!)

 

I ate some Christmas Food

 

I summoned the Devil

 

I gave him a blowjob

 

We played Halo!

 

And snuggled

 

Then I woke up.
(I think that was what happened. Happy New Year, I guess.)

 

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